Louis Dion
Creative Writing
3/25/15
Angry Letter
Dear Me,
Creative Writing
3/25/15
Angry Letter
Dear Me,
I’m going to make this quick so you can get back to
practicing, but I have an important question to ask you: Why have you never had
a hole-in-one?
You have been playing golf for twelve years now. You play
almost every day after school. You’re the number one player on the golf team.
You are amazing at playing golf. Plus, you play a golf course regularly that is
all par threes! There is no reason for you not to have a hole-in-one by now.
You probably know this already, but there is about 12500 to
1 odds for making a hole in one in a round of golf. But, there are so many
other factors that go into play. The amount of time you have played, your skill
level, your extreme accuracy with your wedges and irons; there is no reason
that you do not have a hole-in-one by now.
Now, I’ve compiled some more advanced stats about your
performance. I calculated that you hit sixty-five percent of your greens in
regulation, and your average distance to the hole is about eighteen feet. That’s
six yards! All you have to do is aim six yards left or right from where you
usually aim and you got yourself a hole- in-one. I know you can at least do
that.
Now, what I want you to do is go out and play from sunrise
to sunset every day until you get a hole in one. I don’t care that there is
still two feet of snow on the ground. If you can see the hole and the tee
markers, you can play.
Go out and get swinging, NOW! I don’t want to talk to you
until you get the ball in the hole from the tee.
Sincerely,
Me
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